Help, I’m trapped in a two-hour dull meeting.

I’m in California.

I’ve been working on a crazy entity relationship diagram on the whiteboard in Forgotten Lab. I’ve been creating entities with names like KLNGKLNG and BRZZT and connecting them with a spiderweb of relationships. The ERD has no relationship to anything that I’m working on and has been created with the purpose of looking complex and businesslike. Other than not reflecting the design of a system or representing any real-life model, the diagram looks similar to ERDs scrawled on whiteboards in countless offices across the company. Tomorrow, I’ll finish the diagram and mark the white board ‘Do Not Erase’. I’ll bet it stays up ’til the building falls.

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