I dropped my laptop on Sunday nite.  No; really, I trew it.  Te laptop container was unzipped and I picked it up off of my bed; te laptop flew across te room and landed on te floor.  Bang!  Now the ‘h’ and the ‘g’ keys are very intermittent.  Sometimes tey work, sometimes they don’t.

Luckily, I suppose, it is not my machine…  More luckily, it appears tat my employer will not charge me for the damage.