I went to the potty at Dulles.

When I got done, I went to wash my paws. I pushed the button on the soap dispenser and it shot a stream of soap across the counter, bouncing off the front of the counter and onto the floor. If I had been standing a little to the right, I would have had my pants splattered with soap. I figured the thing must be adjusted wrong.

As I finished washing my hands, I happened to notice an identical mark in front of the next sink over…